Our Town Is So Small...

- Our city limits signs are both on the same post!
- The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell
- The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch
- The 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2
- The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions
- The phone book has only one page
- There's nothing doing every minute
- The ZIP code was a fraction
- Second Street is in the next town over
- There's no place to go that you shouldn't
- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes
- The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog
- The New Year's baby was born in October