Lazy Boy in Lyrics

My good god >> Lazy Boy

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

You dont win silver, you lose gold.
Stop earning the right to be, you won the day you were born.
If you dont know what direction you should take, you dont know where you are.
Success is a matter of luck, ask any failure.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, then things get worse.
Your success is measured by your ability to finish things.
Skepticism is the beggining of faith.
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
There is no such thing as right or wrong, only consequences.

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

All men are born equal but quite a few of them eventually get over it.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Somtimes I think the surest sign of inteligent life exists elsewhere in the universe, is that none of them have tried to contact us.
Be nice to nerds, chances are youll end up working for one.
Do not get mad with others because they know more than you, it is not their fault.
If you do not change your beliefs, your life will always be like this.
Fantasy is as important as wisdom.
Do not try to satisfy everyone.
The biggest lie you can tell yourself is, "When I get what I want I will be happy."

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

Dont take life too seriously… you wont get out alive.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Life is shorter than expected, What you are willing to accept is exactly what you will get.
You cant control, without being controlled.
Creativity is great but plagiarism is faster.
You are the very reason for everything that happens to you.
Someone said to Voltaire, "life is hard", Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?"

One life, one shard, one move, one god. This the truth, yeah
Word up for the lazy boy, word up for the lazy boy. This is the truth..

Facts of life >> Lazy Boy

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...
so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexuall experience
Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster then an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay',
the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah...
This is who we are
Bare facts of the live we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do

so help me God