Thursday, January 18, 2007

Oops! What da heck?

Three FASTEST means of communication
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER- Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC
 
What is  a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your FirlFriend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

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