Messages Like Never Before

• Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep, medicine but not health. 
  Money is dirty, it only causes pain & suffering. Send mé all ür money & b happy.
  
  
• think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. 
  it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. 
  sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
  
  
•  5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u - 
   4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u - 
   3 sweet wds : - i miss u - 
   2 gr8ful wds : - thank you - 
   1 importnt wd : - you
  
  
• u r someone i don't want to lose... - 
  u r someone i won't forget... - 
  u r someone who is special to me... - 
  u - r - wat's - ur - name - i - forgot?
  
  
•  monsoon comes again and again winter comes again and again 
   but person like you never comes again and again 
   because god never makes same mistake again n again.
  
  
•  One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, 
   Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING? 
   Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
  
   
• breakfast= can't eat bcoz i think of u. - 
  lunch= can't eat bcoz i think of u - 
  dinner= can't eat bcoz i think of u - 
  bedtime * can't sleep bcoz..... - i am so hungry!:........
  
  
•  Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you,
   snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you.....
   Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!
  
  
•  American: a new born baby has no hands . we made artificial he became boxer champion 
   Indian: a new born baby has no head we fitted coconut and he became railway minister.
  
  
•  Can u pronounce good english:- read along 
   woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. 
   Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
  
  
•  If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, 
   I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
  
  
•  When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God 
   that everyone should have a friend like you.... 
   Why should only i suffer!!!
  
  
• Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, 
  then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

Adapted from bloggingJokes are these select pieces of SMSes that I find interesting, for more of them go to the same site <http://bloggingjokes.blogspot.com>. Do not forget to comment which message you liked the most or you can post yours one if you like.