Friday, November 17, 2006

Hilarious Hinglish

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India… I found it in my mailbox this morning. Some of you may have already read it.

 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

 Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the  “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

 “as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

 3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing  his  daughter’s wedding:

 “as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

 “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

 “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

 6. An incident of a leave letter:  “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

 7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

 As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”

 8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

 “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

 9. Covering note:

 I am enclosed herewith…”

 10. Another one:

 “Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”

 11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

 “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

 12. Letter writing: -

 “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

 13. A candidate’s job application:

 “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post”.

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