Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep

- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? - Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?- If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?- If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?- If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it?- If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?- What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'?- What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?- Why can't pigs look up into the sky?- Why do pigs have curly tails?- Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?- Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?- Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?- Would a small pig be called a hamlet?

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