Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sexual Life

                    Your Favorite Color is the
                      Key to Your Sexual Life
 
        The cloths you wear, your home furnishings and the car
 you drive all give clues to your sexual personality.  The key is
 the colors you select for your possessions.  Most people claim
 they haven't a favorite color.  But look around you, and you'll
 notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor.
 The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently ---
 it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists,
 speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum, explained the
 association between color and sexual patterns.
 
         RED:  People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack.
 They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable.
 Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to
 extinguish.  When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica
 could make Lady Chatterly blush.  Lovers of red tend to be
 aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
 
        YELLOW:  If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are
 complex and turn toward the adaptable.  The favorite color of
 homosexuals is yellow.  But don't panic -- not everyone who wears
 yellow is queer.  In most cases the person will consent to the
 stronger partner's desires in a passive manner.  You will never
 enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an
 invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
 
        PINK:  Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in
 sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they
 intend to deliver.  In some cases they flaunt their femininity --
 but because they secretly hate men.  A great percentage of
 prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink.  Men who like pink
 are the philanderers and flirts.  They are the type who will make
 three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to
 pick up a dish in some bar instead.  Women whose husbands like
 pink should keep a secret nest egg.
 
        PURPLE:  Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to
 be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes
 are the type who hate to mess their hair.  Men are business-like
 in their approach to lovemaking.  In both sexes purple partners
 are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
 gratification.
 
        BLACK:  Black color preferences point to black sex (not
 necessarily meaning black partners).  These people are the
 misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship.
 They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or
 sadistic in nature.  They are moody people and often perform at
 their peak when under stress or during unhappy times.  Police
 psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black.
 And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mosters and teenage
 gangs is black attire.
 
        GREEN:  Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in
 their approach to sex.  Women who love green will always make
 love like virgins all their life.  And a man may always be a
 trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of
 way.  Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate.  If chosen as
 a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
 
        ORANGE:  Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual
 fantasies.  The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in
 which they are the star.  Foreplay is as important as the act of
 love.  They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue;  they
 feel it is their image.  Orange people often do not experience
 orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act.  Men tend to pull
 their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex
 partner's back.
 
        BROWN:  If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the
 right mate.  Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to
 the needs and desires of their partners.  Sex is a 24 hour a day
 thing.  Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling
 by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their
 tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown.  They need lots of time
 and privacy to make love.  But their emotions are such that one
 harsh word could end the affair.
 
        GREY:  The color grey a preferred by people who are
 indecisive.  They can't get excited about anything -- including
 color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade.  Men who prefer
 grey look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing
 more, nothing less.  It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am.  Women
 don't make love, they have intercourse.  And for one of two
 reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant.
 They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is
 over with and done.  But when teamed with another color, the grey
 spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing.  When a grey
 marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
 
        BLUE:  Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are
 sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs.
 They consider love making a fine art and their approach is
 elegant.  Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately
 ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women
 in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting
 partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather
 than firery aggression.  Both women and men enjoy foreplay and
 the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself.  In
 marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate --- never seeking
 outside interests.
 
        WHITE:  If a person is infatuated with white, sex often
 seems filthy.  These people are puritanical in nature.  French
 kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight in unheard
 of.  Women who love white will undress beneath the covers.  Men
 will shower before and after the sex act.  These people still use
 pet names for their genitals.